Gwanka and Gwoggy
Although I’ve never met them, there are 2 new kids living in our house – Gwanka and Gwoggy.
A couple of days ago I was in the backyard with The Girl. She ran around the corner of the house where the gate is and said, “oh hi! Come on in!” I couldn’t quite see around the corner and I wondered who was there. As I was walking towards the gate, she came back around the corner, looking like she was holding someone’s hand.
“Who’s there?” I asked.
“Gwanka,” she said. “She’s from Mexico.”
“Oh. Where did you meet Gwanka?”
“In a parking lot.”
“And how old is she?”
“5″
A few days later, we are jumping on the bed when all of a sudden The Girl asks Gwoggy to jump with us.
“Who’s Gwoggy?â€
“Gwanka’s sister.â€
“Oh.â€
The Girl has imaginary friends. Fun. I hope I don’t have to feed them, too.
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No, they don’t require food. They do, however, sometimes sit on the table in the middle of everything while you are eating dinner. All I ask is that they don’t knock anything over or feed the dog.
(Our visitor is named Nomore – sometimes he’s a boy, sometimes he’s a ghost. All I know is that he is very tall which is why I am so worried about gangly legs knocking over glasses of milk.)